THE GREATEST DEPRESSION

When my grand kids ask me, "Grandpa what was it like during the greatest depression?"

I'll say,
"Pull up a hover chair, gather around, and I'll tell you. It started way back when..."

Then I'll download my thoughts directly into their brains through a silicon mirco-chip implanted behind their scapalers.

If they still don't understand I will show them this picture, of what their grandmothers and great-grandmothers were reading at super market check-outs and everything will make sense.