WENDESDAY MORNING INSPIRATION

Wednesdays are tough because they are the technically the farthest you can get from the weekend. Some would argue that is Monday is farther away, but those people would be idiots because Mondays are literally the closest you can get to a weekend besides Friday.

So to keep spirits up here is 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes:

HUMAN EMOTION: SADNESS

Humans form strong bonds with each other known as relationships. They appear to be the specie's strongest catalyst for emotion, other than art.

One kind of relationship between a "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" is called dating. It's a ritual of going out to eat together at Olive Gardens, playing miniature golf, and fondling one an other's sexual organs.

When the bond between boyfriend and girlfriend, or lovers, is no longer valid the practice of "breaking up" commences. This process can take anywhere from a few minutes to years to be completed.

It is during this transaction that one or more of the humans expresses the sadness emotion. It can be very powerful. Even evoking other emotions like anger. The whole operation seems to part of healing method to bring the humans psyche back to equilibrium.

Let us observe this trait in a male subject ripe with emotion sadness. Notice the furling of his brow, the sternness of his eyes, and how the corners of his mouth turn downward. These signs appear to be consistent with our findings. One symptom of sadness that seems to be absent in "Ricky" is crying. Although, it can be inferred that he probably does this consistently into his pillow at night.

UNDERSTANDING POLITICS

There is a sort of euphoria that has engulfed America since the election of current President Barack Obama. It is yet to be determined if it is deserved. Maybe the fact that we haven't much of anything to hang our hat on lately has something do with it. Since I have no credentials to judge, time will tell.

However, it concerns me generations of new democrats have been spawned more out of admiration for the president's celebrity status than his actual politics, not a new concept.

Remembering the elections of 2000 and 2004 when the country was divided along the lines of right and left, conservative and liberal, red and blue, without knowing their true definition, one realizes that political affiliation is quite superficial.

The retardedness of this country's voters seems to be at the core of issue. Most can't remember the 11+ political parties that have held power in America since the 1700's, let alone name them. More importantly, they don't know how the issues align with their personal beliefs. Evident in the following Howard Stern video.



Sadly, not shocking.

So KPM has collected some tools to help you determine and remember your own political affiliation.

Political Compass Test

Definition of political parties thanks to sjgames.com

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.