In the event we don't make it, I hope someone finds this instruction manuel. This is a recipe for humanity. Don't make the same mistakes.
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Michio Kaku is more than a man with awesome hair. He is a theoretical physicist who not only asks mind melting questions, he attempts to answer them with all available scientific know how.
He come across as a kook to the uneducated, but he knows more than you and even better uses Back to the Future references to explain his theories.
Teleport "just like in Star Trek!"
He can read your mind.
He watches you in the shower.
He does a lot better job talking the Hadron Collider than the girls on The Hills
It might seem odd to ne one who knows me personally that I am against the legalization of marijuana. Well I'll let Lewis Black tell you why. Because an anger white man with spazmatic fingers is far more entertaining than a long winded post.
Nothing resembling a scene from Oprah'sGreat Debaters but pretty convincing.
According this article by jointogether.org and the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, twenty-one percent of state inmates and 63 percent of federal inmates are considered non-violent drug offenders. That means privately owned and publically traded prison building companies like Geo Group Inc are making a killing on locking up addicts.
So now we want the government to get a piece the action? Their War on Drugs has only resulted in a increase of drugs in America. Ultimately, leading to more dangerous and creative moonshine approaches to getting high, ie meth and crack, a job once left up to the leaf.
Let's not forget it's the government who is to blame for the lack of distinction between marijuana and other hard drugs. That myth of drug equality has created a subsection of people within the 19.6% of 12- to 17-year-olds who reported using marijuana. A subsection that found it not be harmful and question the validity of arguments against other mind altering substances like cocaine and acid. These are the people who later become the addicts.
With seemingly no end in sight and the explosion of horrific violence created by the trafficking, selling, and using of drugs what are we to do?
The solution isn't legalization its decriminalization. In burnout speech, just let it grow man!
If I was 10 IQ points smarter and half Jewish I would probably be Bill Maher. Sadly I'm not. Until scientists find a way to make that happen I'll just have to post his genius videos and wish that was me.
My little sister just got back from a couple months in Europe and they must still be listening to house music over there because she admitted to knowing only one MGMT song. Sure Europeans don't drive in cars as much and The Man can't continuously feed his subliminal advertising into people's ears during every minute of their waking life. But come on, the best band out today, Muse, happens to be from England. So I've taken the chance to compile some tracks, aiding her transition back into modern society.
GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER ROBOT. TRY SOMETHING NON-COMPUTER RELATED FOR 10 MINUTES. MAYBE USE YOUR LEGS. THOSE ARE GOOD FOR WALKING AROUND. DO YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? IS THAT YOUR MOM CALLING YOU FOR DINNER? HURRY, IF GO YOU STAND OUTSIDE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THE LAST OF THE GOOD SUN! IS THAT LOAD STILL IN THE DRYER? STUDIES SHOW 30 MINUTES OF MODERATE TO HEAVY EXERCISE INCREASES LIFE EXPECTANCY. THE BANK CLOSES AT 5. SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED ALREADY? SHOO! SCRAM! GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE. MAKE A LEAN CUISINE. DID YOU EVER CALL THAT PERSON BACK? I'M SERIOUS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. JUST DON'T DO IT ON HERE.
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