DESPARATE FOR HELP
This guy, Dawson McAllister, is your man. He might be Christian which is kind of creepy, but his heart is in the right place. Who knows he might be able to help you.
Go to his website:
http://dmlive.com/
GAS STATIONS
Its funny gas stations don’t have recycling bins. They are trying to save the world by investing money in cleaner fuel technologies. How can oil companies be the solution and the problem?
SMART THINGS SOMEONE ELSE SAID
The daily press is the evil principle of the modern world, and time will only serve to disclose this fact with greater and greater clearness. The capacity of the newspaper for the degeneration is sophistically with limit, since it can always sink lower and lower in its choice of readers. At last it will stir up all those dregs of humanity which no state or government can control.
-Soren Kierkegaard
SMART THINGS SOMEONE ELSE SAID
A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into; the other functions and faculties may be more godlike, but in point of time they come afterwards.
-George Orwell
SMART THINGS SOMEONE ELSE SAID
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
HUMAN REJECT BIN: KIDS
Children are the dumbasses of our time. They wouldn't even be able to tie their shoes if it weren't for us old people teaching them how to do it. Help make them less stupid. Click on the link below.
http://www.unicef.org/
SMART THINGS SOMEONE ELSE SAID
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
-Ambrose Bierce
MAKING AN IMPRESSION
Want to make a good impression? Look well dressed. Be five minutes early. There is a science to these things. You don’t have to know how it works, only that it does, repeatedly.
-Pee Gone-il
WRITING
Being a writer is a requirement of an educated man and a successful communicator.
-Pee Gone-il
THE LEARNING CURVE
There is a learning curve to be proficient at anything. Each time you do something you will get better at it, so keep writing if you want to be a writer, sing if you want to be a singer, and love if you want to be a better person.
-Pee Gone-il
SAYING THANK YOU
One thing to learn when you are out in the world on your own is to say thank you. Saying thanks is the most important social skill, its evolutionary. It only takes seconds to do the things that create good will.
-Pee Gone-il
THE BEST WOMEN
The best women want guys with good futures. Futures can make up for your features. Give them a ring, a rhyme and they’ll be yours for time. More than grades make success. Even your clothes play a part. In the end, it what’s between the ears and in your heart.
-Pee Gone-il
GOOD COMPANY
Try to be in the presence of someone who will make you better. Fearing the company of successful people means finding comfort in the proposition of a mirror and a loser.
-Pee Gone-il
MISTAKES AND HABITS
Recognize your mistakes so they don’t become habits. The convenient thing about habits is you can break them, lose them, but you’ll always have them.
-Pee Gone-il
LOVE
Love is an emotional connection based on careful anticipation of response to thoughtful action. That’s saying its sensitive. Physical contact and material goods can be part of the equation put they are only small variables.
-Pee Gone-il
WOMEN AND MONEY
When you want to show someone how much you care with gifts, your love life may soar but your bank account will fall. So be creative. The best relationships are made from things that are timeless and true.
-Pee Gone-il
HONESTY
I’ve only got time on this earth to talk to real people, saying real things, with real heart.
-Pee Gone-il
WOMEN
Inside is the prize. What she looks like in pictures only matters if all you can do is stare at her.
-Pee Gone-il
NEGOTIATIONS
When dealing with a shrewd negotiator who doesn’t show all his cards there are a couple things you can do. One, know your hand. Two, stack the deck.
-Pee Gone-il
HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE
Believe in yourself. Believe in life’s plan for you. Have a great attitude about what you will accomplish. See yourself accomplishing what you want. Write down your goals. Write down your daily plan to help you stay on task. Get an education, it is like anything else, the more you put in the more you get out. Make lots of important relationships. Save your money so you have a nice little nice egg when you are done working.
-Pee Gone-il
RIGHTS IN AMERICA
All or our rights come with responsibilities, there are no unfettered rights.
-Pee Gone-il
GIRLS FROM SAN FRAN
Girls from San Francisco are a lot smarter and are more cultured than the girls form southern California. They are also a lot gayer.
-Pee Gone-Il
EDUCATION
Get a good education so you know more than the other person they are interviewing for the job you want.
-Pee Gone-il
NEGATIVE ENERGY
Successful people do not waste negative energy on the possibility of failure.
-Pee Gone-il
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