THE KNIT[sic] PICK MANUAL: NEED HELP

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NEED HELP?

Our government isn't totally evil. They really do want to help you with your problems.

http://www.samhsa.gov/

This guy, Dawson McAllister, is your man. He might be Christian which is kind of creepy, but his heart is in the right place. Who knows he might be able to help you.

Go to his website:
http://dmlive.com/

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GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER ROBOT. TRY SOMETHING NON-COMPUTER RELATED FOR 10 MINUTES. MAYBE USE YOUR LEGS. THOSE ARE GOOD FOR WALKING AROUND. DO YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? IS THAT YOUR MOM CALLING YOU FOR DINNER? HURRY, IF GO YOU STAND OUTSIDE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THE LAST OF THE GOOD SUN! IS THAT LOAD STILL IN THE DRYER? STUDIES SHOW 30 MINUTES OF MODERATE TO HEAVY EXERCISE INCREASES LIFE EXPECTANCY. THE BANK CLOSES AT 5. SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED ALREADY? SHOO! SCRAM! GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE. MAKE A LEAN CUISINE. DID YOU EVER CALL THAT PERSON BACK? I'M SERIOUS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. JUST DON'T DO IT ON HERE.