FOUNDING FATHER: ADAM COROLLA

A Tribute to a King Knit Picker

Adam Corolla has been as integral to my development as anyone else in my life. In grade school I would turn my radio real low and tuck towels under the door so my parents would think I was asleep. From 12-2am on school nights I absorbed the wisdom of Adam and Dr. Drew like a sponge. Loveline taught me about the birds and the bees and how to use common sense when dealing with the complexities of life. It also taught me geography because its hard to forget the names of cities when people from Boise or Baton Rouge called in to ask about the bump on the tip of their penis or anal seepage. That sort of thing sticks with a third grader. The only downside could be that I stunted my growth from developing insomnia and now I scream at the top of my lunges and insult people to get a point across, but I'm working on that. Never the less, those nights under my covers with my ear pressed to the alarm clock radio have forever made an impression on my deep subconscious for good or ill. Now thanks to the versatility of the Internet and YouTube I can relive those moments and share them with you. Here is a classic Adam rant about religion, science, and societal responsibility.
(If you are short on time he really gets going around the 2.15 minute mark and crescendos around 5.50)